Santa: Bada Dukh Hua Tha Teri Bivi Ki Maut Ki Khabar Sunkar Vaise Hua Kya Tha? Banta: Goli Lag Gai Thi Mathe Men Santa: Bhagwan Ka Shukr Hai Aak Bach Gai
Banta: Aaj Achanak Parti Kis Khaushi Men? Santa: Mera Scuter Kho Gaya Hai Banta: To? Santa: Shukra Manao Us Par Main Nahin Baitha Tha Varna Main Bhi Gum Ho Jata
Ek Din Santa Ko Bahut Sare "I Lov U" Ke SMS A Rahe The Banta: Aaj Tujhe Bahut "I Lov U" Ke Masaj A Rahe Hain? Santa: Nahin Yaar! Galti Se Bivi Ka Mobile Le Aaya Hu
Banta: Bharose (Confidence) Aur Jyada Bharose (Over Confidence) Men Kya Antar Hai Santa: Aap Apni Patni Ko Chumban Kiss Karte Hain Ise Confidence Kahte Hain Aur Sirf Aap Hi Aap Apni Patni Ko Kiss Karte Hai Ye Over-Confidence Hai
Banta: Patni Aur Kashmir Men Kya Samanta Hai? Santa: Vaise To Donon Samasya Hai Kintu Agar Padosi Dekhe To Bura Lagta Hai